Hello,
After speaking to you the other night, our suspicions were confirmed of the people in the room next door when the cliche of the headboard began banging on the wall. It was so annoying! I ended up going and getting in bed with Ellie at about 2. I awoke in the morning with Ellie sprawled all over me, arms wrapped around my torso and her leg over the top of mine.. As you can imagine I was extremely comfortable. When she finally woke up she said "Oh sorry Kyle haha" I said "Don't worry about it, it happens all the time. I'm so gorgeous people just can't keep their hands off me haha" I immediately got up and went to Tennis with Elliot followed by the gym. When we got to the pool the girls were there in their designer swimming costumes, oversized sunglasses, and their 6 inch stilettos were at the foot of the bed. Me and Elliot sat down along side and I resumed my daily people watching activity, getting the occasional commentary from Kayleigh as she spotted a boob job or a pair of shoes which she owned etc - as if I hadn't already noticed.
At about 2 whilst my watchful eye scanned the poolside Elliot's phone rang... It was the driver of his yacht phoning to say his yacht had arrived here in Portofino and was available when ever we wanted. He said they should be expecting us and hung up. When he got off the phone he filled us in on the conversation he'd just had - we all decided we wanted to go that very second. We immediately got up, put our shoes on and headed to the harbor. It took us ages to find exactly where it was as the majority of the yachts looked identical, however, we found it eventually and went onboard. Me and Kayleigh asked for a drink and then went out onto the deck to sunbathe. Ellie went to put on some music from her ipod and Elliot went to say hello to his crew.
We sunbathed for about another hour and talked as there weren't many people to watch. After about an hour we told the captain we'd go out for a bit, which we did. We didn't go far however we went far enough so that we could jump off... Me and Elliot were doing it as we always did (being the children that we are.) After a short while of childish behaviour me and Elliot got back on the boat to dive off again when Ellie stood up without saying a word, removed her Laboutin shoes, placed her sunglasses on the bed, walked to the edge of the boat cleared her throat and just dived off.. It was completely out of character and unexpected... Normally she wouldn't want to risk ruining her £200 highlights, however this clearly wasn't the case. After about another hour of me and Elliot behaving like Children, pushing each other off the boat, doing back flips etc. We decided to go back to the harbor and go and get ready in the hotel. We did so and we were ready for around half past 7.
I was wearing a pair of Karl Largerfeld jeans with a midnight blue shirt and a purple jumper - clashing is trendy I've been told. Elliot was wearing some cropped tailored pants with a brown Gucci shirt, gold rolex and some Gucci flip flops. Ellie was wearing a pucci maxi dress and Kayleigh was wearing a Roberto Cavalli see through dress which slightly resembled a caftan - she made it work by wearing it with gold Jimmy Choo's a Versace bag and a waist belt. We went out to Da U Mario where we had a gorgeous seafood meal. I couldn't be bothered drinking so I was on water - the others had some rose.
We left the restaurant at about 11 and went for a walk past the harbor on the way back. As we passed the yachts and things we got payed particular attention to by a party of males and females who were on board a yacht a little larger than our 70 ft one. They called us on and we reluctantly declined at first and carried on walking, then we heard our names being called and so turned back around. It was Paulo, the man from the hotel who was gorgeous. Then we gladly went onboard. When we got on I was handed a cocktail which tasted what I imagined bleach to taste like.. It was repulsive. I put it down in the kitchen and just left it there - I had no intention of drinking it. I had my eyes on Paulo all night looking for any gay signals he may be giving off, Ellie and Kayleigh were doing the same however hoping for the oppposite outcome to I. After a while I was distracted by another man. His name was Rob(erto) - he wasn't as good looking as Paulo however he'd do. He had deep blue eyes, a dark tan and a toned body. He was also well dressed. He was chatting me up so I knew immediately he was gay.. This wasn't his yacht, it was the person who initially shouted us on and we ignored. He was chatting up Ellie. I found out that Rob lives in Milan in an apartment however comes to Portofino to get away from the city as it isn't very far and it's peaceful. He spoke very good english for a man who'd only ever been to London twice. At about 3/4 a.m we started making a move, Ellie stayed on the yacht with the person who owned it, Kayleigh walked back to the hotel with me and Rob whilst he translated for her catch as he didn't speak a word of English... She informed me that she realised he wanted sex through sign language, such a way to behave in front of a lady when you've just met her - it didn't seem to have put her off though. Elliot had already been and told me that he was leaving with someone a while ago and I had no idea where he'd gone.
My word I love these Italians - they're so good! We moved from room to room all night haha. He had a gorgeous chizzled torso and muscley legs! It was good! When I woke up this morning he wasn't here and he'd left a misspelt note telling me he'd gone back to the yacht and I could catch him there if I wanted him. Shortly afterwards Ellie came in. She said that he'd just returned to the yacht boasting to her (as she was the only one there interested in men) about the man he'd just had sex with who was probably the best sex he'd had, had a gorgeous muscly body and was wealthy with a great personality... She humoured him before saying "Oh yes I sleep with him on a regular bascis, he is good isn't he. Your friend on the other hand was not impressive. You're not missing out on much by him being straight Rob. Ciao." We had the usual sex fill in as we always did after a night out and she told me he was big however made it seem as though it had just been glued on as he didn't know how to use it. She had high expectations too.
We had showers and then went down to the pool where Kayleigh came to an hour later. She had just had sex again with the man she'd taken back - she too was amazed like me which made Ellie sulk even more. She had a note with her which he'd written down as he couldn't speak English and they had no way of communicating. She called over a waiter and asked him to translate it haha. It said "Thank you for last night and this morning, it was amazing. The sex was incredible and I'd love it if we could redo that mind blowing experince again some time soon. I'll probably be on the yacht if you fancy a bit of fun." Kayleigh didn't even blush as the waiter read her the rude message and instead just said thank you and I'll have a water. As none of us had heard from Elliot I phoned him, it rang for a while and then he picked up and said "10 minutes" and hung up... he was having sex. Atleast I knew he was still alive. After about 15 minutes whilst I was sunbathing he phoned me back. He said that he was at a villa somewhere and he was getting dropped off by the man now.
We sunbathed for about an hour before he came. He'd already been up to the room and showered and changed and came to fill us in. He too was very impressed. Ellie was now suicidal. We all shared stories together and laughed about Ellie's bad experience. We went back to the rooms at about 7 because we all fell to sleep on the sunbeds, we must have looked like idiots... We were the only ones round the pool and the waiters were tidying up and we were all still lay there with our sunglasses on looking as though we were sunbathing in the sunset - not asleep.. I don't know which was worse.
We walked back into the hotel and crossed paths with Paulo and his friend on our way into the lift. He told us that the same man would be having a party again on his yacht and he did most nights and we were more than welcome to attend. We said we would and we'd see him later on. He's gorgeous! We decided to dine in the hotel room as we couldn't be bothered going out. I took us ages to find outfits and we were drinking wine whilst doing so, however I decided on a dior black and white check sweater with some Dolce & Gabbana jeans, my new Gucci wrap around leather belt (which I didn't put through the holes) some Fendi ankle boots and my Jon Hardy ring and bracelet. Elliot wore a grey V neck Dolce & Gabbana sweater which showed off his gorgeous pecks with some Armani jeans and pointed prada shoes and a Cartier. Ellie wore a Thurla cream dress with some Celine shoes and a Marc Jacobs bag and Kayleigh wore an Oscar de la renta floral print dress with some Jimmy Choo's and some cuff's.
We left the hotel at about half past 9 and went to the yacht. When we approached it they began calling our names again and we walked on. I was thrust a drink of champagne and I sat down in the living room with Rob. Ellie was avoiding Carlos (the person who's yacht it was) even though he kept on approaching her attempting to flirt haha. We were all drinking and it didn't take long until we were all drunk. The majority of the people on the yacht were by this time so it was fine. I was still sat with Rob and he was saying how we should do last night again sometime and I suggested tonight (unless I found someone else that was.) I was distracted from my conversation by Ellie screaming "What?!" I turned and she was stood facing Carlos who looked extremely shocked. I walked over so I could hear the full conversation but I didn't make it look obvious. He said "My friend told me you didn't enjoy last night, I've never heard this before and I think you were just being spiteful." Sh exhaled and said "Carlos, the reason why you've never heard it before is because of the fact you have a yacht and probably a nice car and a few properties. The girls you slept with probably don't have these and so tell you what you want to hear in the hope of getting into your lavish lifestyle. Well guess what... I live that lifestyle too Carlos and therefore I have nobody to suck up to because I'd say my life was better than yours and quite frankly, I'd be devastated if I slept with people and they told me I was good in bed when I wasn't, just so they could get sent a nice gift and be re-invited round to my multi-million pound accommodation. I'm not looking for these, I'd buy them myself if I wanted them, so I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear and I will tell you the truth. You were absolutely abysmal in bed and you'd think that penis of yours was a foreign object because you certainly did not have a clue on how to use it." She stood there in-front of a dumbfounded Carlos with the sweetest of smiles and batted her eyelids and turned to walk away, almost everyone was listening by this point when he said "Well what makes you think you're so good" She looked at him as if he was stupid and said "Carlos I know I'm good." Definitely my best friend! I was stood there grinning and so I went over to Ellie, she seemed as though nothing had happened and was just talking the steady flow of crap she always did when she was drunk. A few girls walked past and said things to her like "Well done, I agree" haha, she's like a spokesperson for them all it seems. I left Ellie and as soon as I did about 3 other men took my place and began chatting her up, they were obviously impressed by her power speech and wanted to see for themselves if she really was good. For the record.. She is.
Towards the end of the evening Paulo came over and said "Hi Kyle, I heard you slept with my good friend Roberto last night" I verified it "I had no idea you were that way inclined.He spoke highly of you" I replied "Well looks can be deceiving Paulo, which way are you inclined?" He said "Depends who's available, if there's good looking men" he looked me up and down "then I go home with them, if there's good looking women then I go with them" I replied "Oh I see. I'm a little more fussy than that, they have to be incredibly good looking in order to get into my bedroom" I looked him up and down haha "you I see are a greedy one, you'll take either of the two sexes" ... He was Bisexual! I tried to hide my joy. He said "And I'm guessing your friend Elliot is gay also" I verified that too "Oh, I imagine you two have amazing sex then" once again I verified it "Maybe one time you could add another into that equation." I revealed my dashing smile and said "Perhaps we could Paulo, they'd have to be equally as good though. We couldn't have someone who's not up to par." I smiled and walked away... I didn't want to seem hungry! I went over and told Elliot and he immediately bashed the mans hand away who was currently feeling him up and stood up smiling to me. I told him to pretend he didn't know, but from that moment he was no longer interested in any other man on that yacht. Nor was I.
At around 3 Carlos started telling people to leave as he had another girl to not match expectations for. So me and Elliot left with the girls and the two men they were taking home. Me and Elliot were just talking when Paulo came up behind us.. he was drunk. He had one arm around either of our shoulders and both Elliot and I were mesmerized by him... He reminds me of the italian man off Sex and The City (the film) but younger with light blue eyes - a.k.a gorgeous! I wasn't to steady on my feet either and nor was Elliot however we were more stable than him. We walked back to the hotel supporting one another and took the lift upstairs. I wanted to go to bed with him tonight, sometimes when people are drunk it puts me off them but not him.. He just seemed better! As we approached our floor where Ellie and Kayleigh would be alighting he said "So I'm assuming we're going to have sex this evening.. my room?" Me and Elliot looked at one another and then back to him and nodded in agreement. Kayleigh and Ellie didn't even say bye as they were too engrossed in their italians. As we went from our floor to his, I looked at him slumped against the side of the lift and he just looked so attractive... In his black armani pants with a grey shirt and skinny black tie it was hard to keep my hands off him. So hard I couldn't. He walked over to me and began kissing me on my neck haha. He'd turned me on within a second and I realized I had him. From what I could feel he was living up to my expectations.
When we got into his suite I learnt we had rather a lot in common.. His Louis Vuitton luggage was spread throughout the accommodation and there was the odd fed ex letter which comes with the packages. I didn't care about that though - there were 2 horny, gorgeous men in a bedroom with me. I sat on the bed and Paulo removed his clothes, as did Elliot. Paulo's torso was defined, Elliots was broad and defined, then they removed their pants Paulo revealed tight fitting Armani boxers which showed his bulge and muscled legs, Elliot was wearing white Dolce & Gabbana short boxers which too showed off his bulge and muscled legs they turned to each other and the night began! ....I won't go into detail as this seems to be turning into a pornography description, however, it was amazing! The sun was coming up by the time we'd finished! When we got up this afternoon we had some more fun and then me and Elliot went back to our rooms to shower, Paulo was going out for the day. We said we'd have to do this again sometime soon as it's too much of a good opportunity to miss out on.
We just went to the pool all day today and relaxed.. We all fell to sleep again until 6 o'clock and then went up to our rooms. We showered and changed and went to a restaurant called Magazin for our tea. None of us were drink as we'd excelled ourselves last night and have just got back to the hotel now. All of us need to catch up on our sleep.
I'll keep you posted,
Much love.
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